Stand-Up

Allergies

There has to be a cheaper way to do allergy testing.

 

Sports and Communism
When you play sports, one side wins and the other loses. Or at least that’s how it should be.

 

TV Guide Network’s “Standup In Stilettos”


 

Uncles & Vibrators
Sometimes audience members give me vibrators during my set. What are ya gonna do?


 

Drinking & Drowning
Are there any black people in the Coast Guard? Inquring minds want to know.