And he’s pee in your pants funny as always… I was sooooo not expecting this ;)
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Hahaha… this made me laugh so hard I peed a little. Who didn’t love Dogma, Clerks and Chasing Amy?… But dude should seriously focus on stand-up. His heckler game is so on point.
Thanks. Gawker
OK… my love for Samwell has been documented. He really is hilarious and such a sweet guy. We are friends now. Don’t be jealous y’all. Hopefully we can collaborate on something soon. I would love that… Get at me Sam!
But yesterday someone sent me something I hadn’t seen before — the South Park “What What in the Butt” parody… And I haven’t been able to stop laughing. So this is my gift to you on this holiday weekend. Don’t say I never gave you a Memorial Day gift.
Please disregard the opening credits. Kinda crass, but I can’t do anything about that… Note: the irony of me apologizing for the opening credits will be readily apparent after watching the video.
And for those of you not familiar with Samwell, I have to hip you to the original video…
And Part II (this is the funnier part) of his ‘revealing’ in -depth interview… My boy’s lip gloss is poppin’
Have you ever had someone shout an insult at you, and you knew it was bad, but you also had no idea what the heck it meant?… I was listening to a prank CD–I’ll Slap You to Sleep–by buddy and hilarious comedian Roy Wood, Jr. of roywoodjr.com…suckas, and I heard an 87 year-old woman refer to the woman who set her up for the prank as a “Shit house shorty”… wait I’m sorry an “International shit house shorty.” Huh? Roy didn’t know either.
Clearly the use of the word ’shit’ lets me know it was an insult, but what kind of insult? I’m guessing it wasn’t racial. Doesn’t sound like she’s calling her a ho. Is this equivalent to the ‘b’ word? Is it a jab about this woman’s mama or her kids?
If someone said this to me, for real, I’d be like could you please explain that random ass insult as I’d like to know exactly why I’m headed to jail. I don’t wanna be explaining myself to the cops like, “Well yeah I hit the old lady. No, I’m not sure what it means. When do I get to call my mama?” I wanna at least be able to rile up someone behind me… “But what would you have done, officer? She called me a shit house shorty. I mean, what other option did I have?” Random.
Also random is the response I got from someone I didn’t know about the blog I posted yesterday. I thought only my friends read this blog. Hahaha… This Internet thing is WILD. Anyway, apparently she confused erinjackson.net for MSNBC and wanted to set me straight on a few issues… I’m glad she found the blog however she found it, and I’m glad she left a comment because now I can tell the rest of you about it and laugh. I’m not in the habit of commenting on the blogs of people I don’t know or haven’t met… unless its like a major blog like the Daily Dish or something like that. Anyways, hope y’all have a good weekend. I’m off to Ocala, Florida tomorrow to kick it with the gators and the wild horses… Y’all remember my boy Frank I met last year while I was down there…
Holler at you on the other side. Jackson, out.
Me loves it. I gotta thank the world famous Hillz for putting me onto this site. It brightens even the dreariest days.
Here’s another one that caused me to nearly PIMP… It’s an exchange of passive aggression/aggressiveness… whatever… between a woman and her roomate.
Okay here’s the response…
And now… the final word… or so she thought…
Well, Molly apparently wrote this last note and then sent it to the Web site to show the whole world how she TOLD her roomate. She was probably feeling pretty good about herself… “Yeah, take that, ho…” Except… she spelled faucet wrong, which is hilarious to me because she got it right the first time. And if she was trying to get the last word in this cold war of bitchiness after her roommate criticized her spelling, you’d think she’d have spell checked her work. At least she got ‘peeve’ right the second time. The roommate probably didn’t post another note because this one said it better than she ever could have.
Game, set, match… Julie.
Have a great weekend, y’all. You’re welcome.
Today we have a double dose of blognificence from yours truly. Why don’t y’all check this link to the shelved Boondocks episode about BET and we’ll talk about it on the other side. Wish I could embed it. If you know me, you know how I feel about BET.
Boondocks - Hunger Strike (Banned) | Videos > HipHopDX.com
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I posted this video like a couple years ago on my site, and I just came across it again on youtube and had to re-post for those of you who missed it the first time or would like to see it again. Jamie Foxx made me want to cry for this dude. Poor Mo’Nique was trying not to clown… and Guy Torry… As I said before, don’t let the Oscar fool you… Jamie is and will always be a comic. Excuse me while I try to get my breath back. ENJOY ;)
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