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Very Funny Weekend — a photo essay

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on June 21, 2009
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Just letting you know up front — this one’s an epic ;)

I just got home from Chicago and the inaugural TBS/Just For Laughs Chicago Comedy Festival. I wasn’t in town long enough to catch most of the shows I wanted to see, but from what I hear the shows were great. I went there and came home in less than 24 hours. Here’s a recap of what went down… :)

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Patron and Grey Goose bottles just chilling on the dresser — the hotel they put us up in was way nicer than anywhere I should ever be staying. I did my best to ignore all the fancy liquor and yummy treats, but I did take full advantage of the fluffy robe! ;) Check out the thumbnail on the far right… TBS gave us a swag bag that contained — among other things — a bottle of Remy and a flask shaped like a cell phone. It even came with a cell phone carrying case. Perfect for sneaking alcohol into sporting events and concerts carrying small bits of water to the gym. BOY do they know comics!!!

Me with Wendy Liebman

Me with Wendy Liebman

The show taped at Zanies Comedy Club in Old Town Chicago. During our downtime, I got to spend some time with the hilarious Wendy Liebman. I’ve been a huge fan for years, and it was a pleasure to be working on the same show with her. When I first got into comedy I sent her an e-mail thru her website just introducing myself and telling her what a big fan I was and how excited I was about stand-up, and she wrote me the nicest e-mail back and was so encouraging. I’m relatively sure I printed it out and have it somewhere… I should try and dig it up!

This was the show set

This was the show set

As far as the actual show and taping, Murphy’s Law was in full effect — as it often is on big days in my life… Continue reading ‘Very Funny Weekend — a photo essay’

You are my son dun, my only dun son…

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on March 20, 2009
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When I walked by this truck this afternoon, I began laughing so hard I couldn’t stop. And all my hip hop fans out there know why. I’m from New Jersey and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve told people that and their response has been some variation of the phrase “Oh yeah, dun son” or “You from Jersey, son dun.” Madness. In case you are unfamiliar with this phrase/greeting, I’ve included a definition from one of our generation’s most unimpeachable resources, the Urban Dictionary:

1. dun son

Originally rooted from the word “dun”, meaning “son”, dun son is an extension of it’s root. Usually in reference to entering or exiting, never used during conversation. A Greeting.

“Yo whas da deal dun son?” or “Yo I’ma holla at you lata dun son”

HA! A little off subject but also hilarious to me, I heard Rick Ross on the Rickey Smiley Morning Show maybe last month or earlier this month and he called 50 Cent his “son.” They are/were beefing over something utterly ridiculous I’m sure, who can keep up?… Listen to the whole clip for completely ignorant hilarity or FF to the 1:30 mark to get right to it.

Alright, so I don’t have the time to go into a complete explanation of the manifold meanings of dun, son, dun son, etc., but if you feel as if you need more background information on any of these ”words” or  just a general overview of Hip-Hop-bonics in general, please feel free to visit any of these free resources:

The Dunn Language Wikipedia Page (explains the origin of “Dun Language”)
Urban Dictionary
This classic track from the late, great Big L (FF to the 2:05 mark for “son” reference ;):

You’re welcome.

“I want the gold” a.k.a. Happy St. Patty’s Day

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on March 17, 2009
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It’s been around for years so most of you have probably seen this already (nearly 10 million YouTube hits). But if you haven’t I hope you… enjoyed it???… Not sure if ‘enjoy’ is the proper word, but I digress… A friend of mine who’s FROM Alabama sent this to me last year and then proceeded to call me damn near everyday to ask me if I saw the leprechaun. HA! I then proceeded to send it to all my friends. And then one day out of the blue my friend Dana who is an artist (I mean, you’d have to be to create such a masterpiece, wouldn’t ya? ;) sent me an e-mail with this attachment:

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I remember I almost choked to death on nothing.

Exhale… I’m pretty sure that as a proud Black woman, this should embarass me, but the comedian in me made me post it ;) That, and the fact that it’s St. Patty’s Day AND I recently bought the t-shirt below from Lookatmeshirts.com, which is a t-shirt site run by comic Josh Sneed and his designer friend. This site is also where I got the Randy Watson tee.

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Quarterly boob shot -- Enjoy, next one won't be 'til June ;)

What can I say? I’m a sucker for a funny t-shirt ;) Happy St. Patty’s Day!!!

I think I found the gay saturation point

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on March 15, 2009
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I never thought I’d say this… but I think I may be breaking up with Samwell – or at least taking a second gay YouTube dance music boyfriend. Thanks to Leon over at ListenToLeon.net, I’ve found the new amor de mi vida: Mr. Jonny McGovern. Not sure if it’s better than “What, What” — or is it worse? Either way, I dare you to find a YouTube video gayer than this one. Of the 4 people I’ve sent it to so far, none has gotten beyond :57 seconds of this video. Or at least that’s all they’ve been willing to admit… ;)

WARNING: This video is NSFW. It’s also NSFPeople with no sense of humor.

I want to be this funny

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on February 9, 2009
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“I’ve got a nautical theme pashmina afghan.” — by far my favorite line.

Followed closely by:

“I’m on a dolphin/Doin’ flips and s—.”

“F— trees, I climb bouys mother——.”

“Poseidon, look at me-eeee.”

Praise Jesus, I’ve been …healed?

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on February 5, 2009
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OK, so I stole this from the Best Week Ever blog… I’m not sure it’s legal to just pilfer an entire post. I hope they don’t sue me. But this had to be posted in its entirety because I don’t want you all to NOT click the link and miss out ;)

OK, here goes:

via Best Week Ever by Dan Hopper on 2/4/09

A friend of mine sent me this link to the Passion For Christ Movement, which appears to be either a Los Angeles-based youth-targeting religious organization, or makers of the funniest t-shirts I have ever seen (likely both):

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Yes, for your information, I’m buying one of these for myself immediately, and it’s not completely ironic, it’s also somewhat true — I have masturbated in the past and am not currently masturbating this very second, and I would like people around me to know this. After the jump, two even worse shirts from the Ex-series: This one make a perfect gift for your friends who had sex in the past but now no longer have sex:

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Or, if you prefer to forego the ironic t-shirt route and just want to wear something attention-grabbing and terrible, you can always go with the cult classic:

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Ummm… This can’t be real.

I heart the BWE folks for putting this out there. I heart DWJ for e-mailing me about it. And if this is a joke, I want to marry the people who are behind it. All of them. For real, I’m talking “Big Love” style.

Out.

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“President-elect John McCain — Ain’t this a *&^%$”

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on January 18, 2009
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I thought I’d post this clip in anticipation of Tuesday’s events. Tee hee ;)

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Maya Angelou’s Benediction

Terry Tate is back…

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on October 27, 2008
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And he’s pee in your pants funny as always… I was sooooo not expecting this ;)

You’re welcome.

Check out the rest of his hilarious videos at:
http://www.returnofterrytate.com/

“I can’t hear you dude, but I can see your man-tits from here.”

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on June 8, 2008
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Hahaha… this made me laugh so hard I peed a little. Who didn’t love Dogma, Clerks and Chasing Amy?… But dude should seriously focus on stand-up. His heckler game is so on point.

Thanks. Gawker

Double Blognificence — “What What” South Park Style

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on May 23, 2008
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OK… my love for Samwell has been documented. He really is hilarious and such a sweet guy. We are friends now. Don’t be jealous y’all. Hopefully we can collaborate on something soon. I would love that… Get at me Sam!

But yesterday someone sent me something I hadn’t seen before — the South Park “What What in the Butt” parody… And I haven’t been able to stop laughing. So this is my gift to you on this holiday weekend. Don’t say I never gave you a Memorial Day gift.

Please disregard the opening credits. Kinda crass, but I can’t do anything about that… Note: the irony of me apologizing for the opening credits will be readily apparent after watching the video.

And for those of you not familiar with Samwell, I have to hip you to the original video…

And Part II (this is the funnier part) of his ‘revealing’ in -depth interview… My boy’s lip gloss is poppin’

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