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Me In Your City: Indianapolis, IN
Aug 3rd
Check out my latest Me In Your City video! This one was shot in Indianapolis this past weekend and features crazy bachelorettes, flying penises (or is it peni?), and me getting thrown off a mechanical bull IN SLOW MOTION.
You’re welcome.
This little piggy…
Aug 2nd
This may be the funniest thing I’ve seen on TV all year. Every time I see it, I holler like a wild banshee — and I don’t even know what that is.
I heart GEICO.
I hope you don’t make it to the future / T-shirt Promo — Take 2
Jul 23rd
The video above is the bit that the t-shirts I sell after my shows are based on. Some people hate them and think they’re mean. But most people think they’re awesome — especially teachers. It AMAZES me how many teachers come up to me to tell me they’re teachers before they purchase one (or more). They always tell me they can’t wait til the weekend to wear it. I always imagine them running into their students and/or their parents at the grocery store.
It makes me happy.
Either way I know there are a lot of folks out there who share my sentiment. Maybe they wouldn’t say it so directly or in public, but I see y’all out there. It’s in the eyes. I know my Dad would/will die when he sees this clip (LANGUAGE!!!) Ha ha. But there’s no other way to tell that second story.
And it’s a story that must be told.
If you’re offended by this, I’m sorry you have no sense of humor. But if you’re not offended and want your own shirt, check out the merchandise page on my site and cop yourself one. It will make you happy too.
Me In Your City: Aspen, CO / Rooftop Comedy Festival
Jul 9th
Check out my latest Me In Your City video blog. This one features me and some of my comedy buddies while we were out in Aspen last month for the Rooftop Comedy Festival. It was my first trip to Colorado and man… Aspen was absolutely GORGEOUS. I can’t wait to get rich.
Enjoy the scenery!
From the Blog to the Stage: Blind Faith in Oprah
Jul 9th
So I’m not sure this deserves a place in the act permanently, but I blogged about my mother’s blind faith in Oprah a few weeks ago here. And I talked about it for the first time on stage last nite at the Funny Bone in Richmond. Good for a quick laugh I hope!
Abercrombie & Fitch — A Cautionary Tale
Jul 8th
This is the cautionary tale of my first and last visit to an Abercrombie & Fitch. I hope you enjoy.
Me In Your City: Reno/Virginia City, NV
May 17th
Check out my latest Me In Your City video. It features me and buddy Drake Witham during our week working out in Reno, NV. We visited the old west, toured a gold mine, and kicked it in Mark Twain’s bathroom. It was my first time in Reno and I kinda expected it to be more like Vegas…
But ummmm… no. Hahaha. If you’ve been to Reno you know what I mean. ;) Well I hope you enjoy the video!
Me In Your City: Erie, PA
Apr 29th
Here is the Me In Your City video blog from my recent trip to Erie, Pennsylvania. It was a LOT longer originally but I recently read an article that said that the average attention span for online videos is 2 minutes. So I cut it down some. Not for you guys — I know YOU guys could remain engrossed in my YouTube videos for hours… I shortened it for those OTHER folks on the Internet.com. ;) Hahaha.
Hope you enjoy!
Soulja Boy hurts my soul… ja
Apr 10th
So this is something I said on stage last nite that I’ve never said before. And I mean it with all my heart.
Watch. Laugh. Cry for the past. But most of all, agree.
Please and thank you.
From the Blog to the Stage: My Latino Teeth
Mar 25th
So here’s a short new bit that combines the stories of my recent root canal and the tale of my visit to the dentist’s office last year due to evil popcorn. Both trips hurt my mouth, my bank account, but most of all, my feelings. Go back and check out the earlier post after the vid if you like. Perhaps you’ve had a similar visit?…
I hope you enjoy.
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