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Apparently Destiny’s Child is coming out with a new album this month. “Love Songs” is a greatest hits album that will contain one original track. One (1) original track. Beyonce should just give Kelly and Michelle money. ONE new track? Sounds like one of destiny’s children is in need of a quick cash infusion. I don’t know who it is, but I do know who it isn’t…
This just seems like a huge step backwards for Beyonce. Be a good friend, Bey. Hit your girls off. This is just embarrassing.
I still love you. Please don’t be mad at me.
Been so long I wasn’t sure I’d remember how to actually post a blog. So let’s ease back into this with a video post. This is from this past weekend at the DC Improv. My dad should totally be in President Obama’s Cabinet…
So I’m out jogging this morning (suspend your disbelief) and an older lady who was leaning up against a light pole waved me over. I didn’t know if she needed help or what so of course I went over… and she tried to sell me Mary Kay cosmetics. While I was jogging. For real? Is that the new pink Cadillac hustle? I almost gave her “the big eyes,” but she was old enough to be my granny so I just said “No, thank you” and kept it moving.
Mary Kay ladies really are shameless, though. One of my girlfriends said a lady tried to sell her Mary Kay at church, during the part of service where you say “God bless you” and greet your neighbor. And she wasn’t even her neighbor! I’m sure it’s not real Christian to take back a “God bless you,” but neither is critiquing someone’s pores during the sign of peace.
I don’t see how posting up near a light pole and waiting for joggers to pass at 8:30 in the morning is a good marketing plan. I mean I’m dripping sweat, I’m out of breath, and who jogs with their credit cards? It seriously felt like a drug deal… Take this sample and if you like it, meet me back here tomorrow. I wouldn’t be surprised if she modeled her sales pitch after a for real street hustler, cause Mary Kay ladies appear to be about that life.
Why do people ask single people when they’re going to get married? If you know I’m not engaged or seriously dating anyone, what kind of answer are you hoping for. Don’t get smacked.
As many of you know, I’ve been trying really hard to hate R. Kelly for the last 10 years. But I keep backsliding. I think I may have finally found a solution to wean me off of his music… Check out the video!!!
I haven’t been on a real date in over a year, but I’ve finally decided how I’d like to be proposed to…
Earlier today I posted my proposal fantasy on Facebook. And since I’m sure that you and all my potential suitors are curious, here goes: OK, so it’d be during a game of Words with Friends with my hypothetical boo. He’d keep swapping tiles for some reason, when I knew he had to have the Q and the Z cause I didn’t. And he’d use his tiles to spell words like “husband,” “wife,” and “bedding” because he used his “w” to spell wife and it’s close enough to wedding for me to get the idea… Yup. That’s my idea of perfect.
I ended my status update with: “That’s romance. Don’t nobody try and steal my ish!”
WELL… Not five minutes passed before an old HS acquaintance posted a comment with this story in it. Talk about raining on someone’s parade! She couldn’t have just kept this to herself? Sad Face.
Thanks a lot Dana.
So I’m watching the Olympics and I see that the American shooter, Kim Rhode has just won the gold medal in the skeet competition. She’s won medals in five consecutive Olympic games, which is awesome. U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!! I don’t know
much anything about the shooting events, and I certainly didn’t know you could earn a medal for shooting skeet, but from what little I know about skeeting (I’m a good Christian girl) I’d have assumed it was a strictly male sport.
I could barely type this with a straight face.
Awww skeet, skeet.
Episode #2 of my new web series. Fellow lady football fans, I know that you feel me.
i hope you enjoy and/or, hear what I’m saying here and heed my warning. #Amen
Check out my new web series “EJ’s Least Favorite Things,” where I discuss my pet peeves in hopes that some of you guys share it and will commiserate with me. This first peeve is one that has been well-documented on this blog, but it’s still damn happening. Watch and share and together, maybe we can change the world.