‘Other chubby singles’? Why does my computer hate me?
OK, I used to work in digital marketing… I understand contextual advertising, keywords, and cookies. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t wanna throw my computer out the window when my Facebook account asks me if I would like to meet ‘other chubby singles.’
Booooooooooo.
That’s it — no more blogging about bad dates. And also no more shopping at lanebryant.com.
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I’d rather attach myself to one.
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Get out of my life eHarmony.
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Hey there you guys!
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I heart this.
Source
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Dear, Erin Jackson
Your computer doesnt hate you. Its only speaks the truth. It’s actually just trying to help you find more people with your special problem find true love.
Yours truly, Joe Fingerton <333
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Dear Joe Fingerton,
Thanx so much for reading. And also, kiss my chubby ass.
Yours truly, EJ